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so22m01_missionstart Name: Maria Hill Message: Agent, you might have noticed the eclipse that started yesterday...and didn't go away. Name: Maria Hill Message: Someone or something has tidally locked the Earth and Moon, keeping us shadowed here in New York. Name: Agent Coulson Message: In London it's even stranger. The sun's not coming up there. Name: Dr. Strange Message: This is an enchantment. I know not, as yet, who has done it...but the sudden appearance of vampires is an unsubtle hint. Name: Nick Fury Message: Vampires? Name: Dr. Strange Message: Demons as well. Name: Nick Fury Message: Come on, Strange. You didn't just astrally project yourself here to pass the time. What's going on? Name: Dr. Strange Message: I am here to warn you, Director. The eclipse madness will infect not just the vampires and demons--though they would be hazard enough--but the more mundane criminals of the city as well. Name: Nick Fury Message: We'll stay on top of it. Can you do anything about this enchantment? Name: Dr. Strange Message: I can...as soon as I have discerned its nature. I will begin at once. Name: Nick Fury Message: Very good. People, I would like the vampire and demon population of this area reduced to zero. Move. Name: Tony Stark Message: Let me know if you run into Kolchak. We'll bring him on board. so22m01_deploy2complete Name: Medusa Message: I have released it into the custody of...what did you call them? Name: Agent Coulson Message: Our Occult Debriefing and Interrogation Unit. Name: Medusa Message: Right. so22m01_deploy2start Name: Agent Coulson Message: Agent, Medusa was one of our first field assets to encounter a vampire. She's got it wrapped up in her hair. Get it to a secure facility so we can interrogate it. Name: Medusa Message: This was hardly the way I anticipated joining this battle. Name: Tony Stark Message: No, it's great. I wish we had more people who could hair-cuff vampires. so22m01_deploy4complete Name: Agent Coulson Message: Is Hannibal King still around? What about Spitfire? Name: Nico Minoru Message: I'm still working on it. Do these people even have cell phones? so22m01_deploy4start Name: Agent Coulson Message: We're going to see if there are any vampires out there we can bring in on our side. But we need some help reaching out to potential candidates. Name: Agent Coulson Message: Well, first we need help locating them. Nico, we could use a hand. Name: Nico Minoru Message: A friendly vampire census? I always thought missions for S.H.I.E.L.D. would be more exciting. so22m01_deploy5complete Name: Gorgon Message: The demons won't be a problem any more. Name: Tony Stark Message: Much appreciated, Gorgon. We appreciate the steps you've taken to help out. Name: Gorgon Message: I warned you-- Name: Tony Stark Message: Okay, sorry. Okay. I couldn't resist. That was the last one. so22m01_deploy5start Name: Tony Stark Message: We've got an emergency distress call from the Park Service on Liberty Island. Gorgon, we're stretched a little thin. Maybe you can jump down there and stamp out whatever problem they're having? Name: Gorgon Message: I will. Then I'll come back here and stamp out your impulse to make stupid puns. Name: Tony Stark Message: Well, wouldn't that be a kick in the teeth. so22m01_minibossreveal Name: Agent Coulson Message: Spider-Man, we're tracking Jack O'Lantern, who has just received something from a demon at this location. Name: Agent Coulson Message: Swing by and relieve him of his package, if you would. Name: Spider-Man Message: Um, sure. Is this going to involve fighting demons, too? I need to know if I should wear my demon-fighting pants. Name: Agent Coulson Message: There are quite a few demons around. Plan your wardrobe accordingly. so22m01_minibosscomplete Name: Spider-Man Message: I know busting pumpkins is vandalism, but sometimes I just can't resist. Name: Jack O'Lantern Message: Uuhhhh... Name: Spider-Man Message: The thing Jack got from the demons was a key. I'd bring it back, but one of the demons swallowed it and ran off. Name: Maria Hill Message: Hold tight there while we collect Jack O'Lantern. Name: Tony Stark Message: A key? Forgive me if I don't like the sound of demons handing out keys. I mean, what are they going to unlock? Name: Maria Hill Message: Spider-Man, forget what I said about staying there. Find that demon and see where it's taking the key. Name: Spider-Man Message: Roger that, S.H.I.E.L.D. boss lady. so22m01_minibossstart Name: Spider-Man Message: Hey, Jack, we hear you're having tea with demons. You know that's not cool, right? Name: Jack O'Lantern Message: Spider-Man, is there something about your blood? The demons got all excited when they smelled you. Name: Spider-Man Message: It's so nice to be wanted. Hey! Watch the fangs and spikes! so22m01_minibossstartrepeat Name: Jack O'Lantern Message: My pals here were hoping to get another bite at you. so22m01_minibosslose Name: Jack O'Lantern Message: This is my time of year, web-head. I'm feeling strong! so22m01_miniboss2reveal Name: Spider-Man Message: I found Grey Gargoyle. He just had a little tete-a-tete with a vampire and a demon. Name: Spider-Man Message: I guess that makes it a tete-a-tete-a-tete. Anyway, one of them gave him something. Name: Tony Stark Message: Good, precise intel as always. Name: Nick Fury Message: Engage, Spider-Man. We have reason to believe Jack O'Lantern and Grey Gargoyle are both on a mission for the Hood. Name: Spider-Man Message: We do? Exciting. I'll see what yon Gargoyle has to say about that. so22m01_miniboss2complete Name: Spider-Man Message: Too many vampires. I mean, one would be too many, really, but there were too many for me to stop Grey Gargoyle from getting away. Name: Nick Fury Message: Stay on him. If our intel is good, he's going to meet the Hood. Name: Spider-Man Message: I hear and obey, O Mighty Leader. so22m01_miniboss2start Name: Grey Gargoyle Message: Away, Spider-Man. Run to the sun if you want to live. Name: Spider-Man Message: I'd kind of rather bring the sun back here. Won't you miss stuff like flowers and rainbows? Name: Spider-Man Message: I know I would. So I'm going to have to ask you to hand over whatever you got from the Fang and Claw Club back there. so22m01_miniboss2startrepeat Name: Grey Gargoyle Message: Now the vampires have your scent. I told you to run. so22m01_miniboss2lose Name: Grey Gargoyle Message: Now if Jack O'Lantern has completed his errand, we may begin... so22m01_bossreveal Name: Spider-Man Message: It's everybody's favorite fake vampire, Doctor Michael Morbius. Don't look now--ugh, seriously, don't. He kind of fell off the no-blood-drinking wagon. Name: Maria Hill Message: There might be a chance to gain some intel about the vampires here, Spider-Man. Name: Nick Fury Message: Slap some sense into Morbius and see if we can get him on our side. Name: Spider-Man Message: But I don't have my counseling license. I'll get sued. so22m01_bosscomplete Name: Spider-Man Message: I don't like hitting you, but--well, actually, I do like hitting you, but I know I shouldn't. What I'm trying to say is I'll stop if you drop the vampire act and tell me about the real vampires. Name: Morbius Message: You mean Dracula. Name: Spider-Man Message: Dracula? Um, yeah. I didn't know I meant that, but yeah, that's totally what I mean. Name: Morbius Message: Who else can keep vampires and demons from going after each other? Only the big guys. Dracula and Mephisto. Doesn't take a genius to see that. Name: Morbius Message: They've cast a spell to hold London in darkness...and New York in shadow. As long as it stays dark, humans in New York and London are going to be a food supply. Name: Spider-Man Message: And you think Dracula is going to let you join the party? Name: Morbius Message: That's what I...no. I know he won't. I was just...hungry. Name: Spider-Man Message: Then you need to come on in and we'll get you some help. so22m01_bossstart Name: Spider-Man Message: Whoa. Morbius. Didn't you have some kind of serum you made so you didn't have to go around gnawing on people's veins? Name: Morbius Message: I cannot fight my nature. Leave me, or I will feed on you next! Name: Spider-Man Message: So the serum didn't work, is what you're saying. Name: Morbius Message: Don't you judge me. I tried...how I tried...but the air is thick with the scent of blood, and vampires run rampant. How am I to resist? I must feed! Name: Spider-Man Message: Oh boy. This is going to be harder than I thought. so22m01_bossstartrepeat Name: Spider-Man Message: I thought we had an agreement. You don't drink people's blood and S.H.I.E.L.D. doesn't put you in a cage. so22m01_bossmidcombat Name: Spider-Man Message: Hey! Knucklehead! You're not a real vampire! Remember? Snap out of it! Name: Morbius Message: So hungry...ow! so22m01_bosslose Name: Morbius Message: This hunger...I can't control it. Must feed... so22m01_epicbossreveal Name: Agent Coulson Message: Now we know what the Grey Gargoyle and Jack O'Lantern were up to: Scouting locations for the Hood to have his own little demon rally. Name: Agent Coulson Message: Grey Gargoyle and the demon that was with Jack O'Lantern just opened a portal and flooded this area with demons. Name: Tony Stark Message: The good news is they're fighting the vampires. Name: Tony Stark Message: The bad news is the Hood just stepped out of the portal with more demons. We need to shut it down, like, yesterday. Name: Dr. Strange Message: I will do it. Parker Robbins does nothing on his own. We must discover which demons he has allied himself with this time...although I suspect Mephisto. Name: Maria Hill Message: That's what Morbius said, that Mephisto and Dracula were in on this together. Name: Dr. Strange Message: It shall be confirmed shortly--or new information brought to light. so22m01_epicbosscomplete Name: Dr. Strange Message: I have closed the portal, but the Hood escaped through it...to whatever demonic realm he is using as a recruiting ground. Name: Maria Hill Message: Do we know he's working with Mephisto? Or could he have his own plan? Name: Dr. Strange Message: He channels the powers of the Nisanti. That race of demons is not one of Mephisto's creations...but that does not rule out an alliance of convenience. Name: Agent Coulson Message: We'll see what Jack O'Lantern knows about it. He's probably been stewing on the Raft long enough to be chatty. so22m01_epicbossstart Name: The Hood Message: Strange, I figured you'd watch from the comfy confines of the Sanctum Sanctorum. Getting your hands dirty already? Name: Dr. Strange Message: The dirt on my hands, to borrow your phrase, is quite innocuous in comparison to the blood on yours, Robbins. Name: Dr. Strange Message: You have made yourself the instrument of diabolical powers, and you must answer for that. By the Vishanti, you must answer for it! so22m01_epicbossstartrepeat Name: The Hood Message: Bet you never expected to see the Moon turned into a weapon, did you? Wait'll you see what comes next. so22m01_epicbosslose Name: The Hood Message: I don't see any Vishanti around, Strange. You know what I do see? Lots and lots of demons. You've got a problem, pal. s022m01_epic2reveal Name: Dr. Strange Message: Now we face Dormammu and the Hood together. Robbins has sought new allies now that his previous partnership proved insufficient. Name: Dr. Strange Message: We too should add to our ranks. Eric Brooks? Name: Blade Message: I'm along for the ride. Long as there aren't any vampires, I'll get some exercise with demons. s022m01_epic2complete Name: Dr. Strange Message: Dormammu, it seems, has not fully committed to your cause, Parker Robbins. Name: The Hood Message: Go to hell. Name: Blade Message: What's the line from Faustus..."Why this is hell, nor am I out of it." Name: The Hood Message: Brits. Always quoting poetry. Okay, Strange, you got me. Let's see how long you can keep me. s022m01_epic2start Name: Dr. Strange Message: Dread Dormammu, you scavenge at Mephisto's leftovers? I had thought you possessed of more pride. Name: Dormammu Message: Pride enough that your gibes do not shake me, Strange. They tell me only that you are desperate. Name: The Hood Message: Yeah, nobody's got a bigger mouth than a scared little man. Name: Blade Message: Desperate? Hardly. You saved us the trouble of hunting you down in the Dark Dimension. Name: Dormammu Message: Oh, you will see the Dark Dimension soon enough. I will bring it to you all... s022m01_epic2lose Name: Dormammu Message: Now vampire and demon alike will answer to Dormammu!