Laprov!

Effects
' ' ' ' (3 rounds) 30% chance  (2 rounds) 30% chance  (2 rounds) 30% chance  (3 rounds) 30% chance  (2 rounds) 30% chance
 * Attacks ignore the defense stat
 * Attacks do not bypass shields
 * Power is set by Agent level when acquired
 * Increased chance of critical hits
 * Nearby attacks may chain to this target, causing extra damage
 * Taking damage every turn
 * Defense reduced
 * Cancelled by Chilled
 * Takes damage every turn
 * Evasion reduced
 * Cancelled by Burning
 * Taking damage every round or after performing hostile actions
 * This effect can be applied 3 times
 * Taking damage every turn
 * Attack reduced

Trivia

 * Laprov spelled backwards is "Vorpal". (This may be a reference to the 1st Edition D&D module EX2, "Land Behind the Magic Mirror"; based upon Lewis Carroll's books, it contained a sentient vorpal sword of the same name.)
 * This gear is apparently themed on Deadpool.